Tue 26 Oct 2010
Posted by Stu The Wise under Awesome Endorsements, Important Announcements
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Multi-billionaire former CEO of eBay and California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman now endorses Stu The Wise for President! There can be no doubt about this. The evidence is in the doctored photo shown here:
What can you say to that? Billionaires obviously know what they are talking about. This clearly leaves you no choice but to vote Stu The Wise for President in 2012!
Mon 23 Aug 2010
Posted by Stu The Wise under Campaign Drivel, Important Announcements
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Remembering my last run for the presidency, particularly the accusations from backers of ordained minister Mike Huckabee that feared Mitt Romney’s prayers, “…wouldn’t be heard by God,” and that by voting for Romney you were actually voting for the Devil himself, I decided to ensure that my prayers would not only be heard, but that God would be forced to hear my prayers.
Thus, there would be absolutely no doubt from the Christian-right that I am not only the proper choice for President, but that I am the only legitimate choice of any God-fearing person.
But how in the world would I do that? Imagine my relief when I stumbled across the Universal Life Church Monastery. Thanks to their online ordination, I could become an ordained minister on the spot! And so I did:
And now the Great Beyonder has no choice but to hear me!
Stu The Wise… now taking prayer requests and guaranteeing your salvation in exchange for your vote in 2012.
