In the interest of transparency, I’m revealing my donators and other details about my campaign budget.
Top 10 Donators (so far):
1. Google – $100
2. Stu The Wise – $0.50
Total Spent on Campaign (so far): $100.47
As you can clearly see, with a $0.03 surplus, I am the most fiscally responsible candidate. The only candidate capable of responsibly rehabilitating our fiscalness. Fiscalality. Fiscility. Fiscaliness. You know what I mean.
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STU THE WISE FOR PRESIDENT 2012!
