Stu The Wise for President

If you happen to have $750 million you’d like to donate to me, that would be great! It would make life a lot easier if I could just buy the Presidency.

However, if you are not in a position to donate gigantic sums of cash, there is still plenty that you can do! In addition to keeping an eye on this blog, you can also follow me on Twitter, YouTube, and become a fan of my Facebook page.

Remember, if we can get 1 million fans on Facebook, America will be forced to make me their President! Together, we will take back this nation… then hand it over to me!

Thank you everybody for your support!

It’s time for the people to take back their nation!

You can make a difference by voting for Stu The Wise for President in 2012. Over the coming weeks, months, and years I’ll be telling you exactly why the smartest decision you’re likely to ever make in your life is to vote for Stu The Wise for President in 2012.

But if you want to get serious about making the world a better place, forget about reducing your carbon footprint, feeding starving children in Africa, or shoveling your frail neighbor’s walk in the winter and get it in your head that you will vote for Stu The Wise in 2012!